we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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