Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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