There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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