I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Semen is not good for contacts.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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