When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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