She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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