Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
