He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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