Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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