At least make sure they are 18
Why
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
