it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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