Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
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She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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