it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
So. Much. Porn.
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