Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I've blown a few things in my day
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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