Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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