first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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