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walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.

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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."

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(602): View more from Arizona

Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day

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(616): View more from Michigan

Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.

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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved

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(281): View more from Texas

Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.

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(206): View more from Washington

You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.

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