I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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