Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Randomize
