At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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