He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
