What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Randomize
