That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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