"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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