We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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