I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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