And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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