guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
