pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
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you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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