White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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