whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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