she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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