Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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