It's Friday. Sex?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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