on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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