Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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