I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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