i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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