he confused my yawn for an orgasm
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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