So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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