Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
