My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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