You work out of a Hotel?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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