Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.