Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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