i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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