fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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