ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
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So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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