: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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