these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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