the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
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