i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Randomize