I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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