Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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