eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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