tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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