Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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