Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Randomize
