i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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