Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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