If i come over, it means nothing
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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